i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
i got so many compliments today they were all from me but that doesn’t matter because my opinion is the only one that matters
(kawaiibullshitから)
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
(kittytakaoから)
*gets 0 notes on selfie*
I’m saving myself for god anyway
(hungarianから)


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